7 posts tagged “old”
The other night, Cameron and I stopped by Barnes & Noble to check out a terrible cd that the record store didn't have (for good reason)... and while we were there I picked up a couple things from their "Irish Display".
The music is to help find some proper
lullabies for my future children. XD
It has really old songs from a wide span of the erm... isles. XD
It's very pretty.
Darby's a classic and is watched in my house every Saint Patrick's Day. We have it on VHS, so I bought a DVD for both my mother and myself.
Her birthday's the day after.
Sunday, October 5th
Noon
I has a shed. We were supposed to paint it today but it's too cold, so the paint wouldn't stick right. Or something. It's huge, but still doesn't completely block the creepy old staring guy from my bathroom window. *shrug* Gramma's stuff is gonna go in there when she moves in. Some of it anyway. Not all of it would even fit in this house if we took all of me and my mom's stuff out (which also barely fits). A lot of it will be given away and some will go into storage I think. Terrible. But I don't care. I'll be moving out anyway. I really should save more. I've been spending a lot lately. But I can't help it. I've gone so long without being able to have anything that I really want to reward myself for little things in a way I never could for... any things before. I'm not buying too much STUFF really. Just Wen and food. Really great food. Delivered to me. Dot com. XD!
I went to Niki's after work on Friday and we ordered in from a sushi place. The sushi was amaaazing and I got a delicious seaweed salad too. Niki got teriyaki chicken (of course XD!) that came with rice, miso soup, a salad (for little kookz!) and these mysterious, yet delicious, pouches of meat. I french-braided her hair, trimmed her NANA wig to perfection and we watched The Breakfast Club (and took pictures). It was super duper fun. And then I went to sleeps.
Yesterday I woke up at 8:30am to find that Chris had been there the whole time. I thought he was at his dad's, but he had just been in his room sleeping since like 6pm the night before. XD!!! I took a shower, then we chatted a bit while Niki was sleeping, and watched super hard mario.
Me and Niknik went to the health food shop and found out the goff girl there is having a baby girl! But apparently it's Tim's, so Niki's back to marrying the sushi chef at my work. Even though the baby is really hers. XD!!! We got mint chocolate swirl rice cream and ate it outside the closed cafe next to the health food shop and had a chat. Then we went back to her house on the bus (while taking pictures) and watched mochi poof up in the oven while laughing (and taking pictures). We had it with some of the agave nectar I bought, and it was reeeally good. And I gave her a treat stick, which she enjoyed. XD
Then I went to Camcam's and watched him fly around his tiny RC helicopter. It's sooo cute! Then we had chicken/azn n00dles/key-lime bars his mom made (surprisingly edible... because it all came out of boxes besides the chicken which was juicy but devastatingly flavorless), and he played with his synth some and showed me Portal before we watched some Initial D and had super cuddles times™. JESUS, that's my boy.
My mom is driving me nuts today. It's one of those days where she got up at the exact same time as me, and decided to do shit in the room I'm in, and give me no privacy and not allowing me to concentrate... CONSTANTLY interrupting me to make me set up this stupid fucking shelf.
There are three new girls in the deli, so I'm working four days a week now instead of five. That gets me $180 a week.
The new health food store opens up in like a month (maybe two?). It's really tempting. If I could work five days a week there, even with slightly less money per hour I'd probably be making more and liking my job more.
She's pounding metal with a mallot three feet away. HELP ME.
Wednesday, August 20th
5pm
I went to the beach with Cameron yesterday! ^-^ I've been wanting him to go with me for three years, and he finally did! And it was so much fun! ^-^!!!! We watched the seagulls (from like two feet away, while they'd sort of hover as the wind blew over them. It was magnificent.), collected pretty stones, and played in the sand and water with our feet. ^-^ It was kind of chilly, and the wind was coming in strong off of the shore, but the water was SO warm. It was wonderful. ^-^
Oh, and there was a tractor.
We found a piece of sea glass, a clear one that got all frosty looking. I wrapped a star pattern onto it with silver wire (just can't escape the CPS XD) and made a necklace from it today. It's pretty. ^-^ I was supposed to wire-wrap a stone Cameron picked up, to make into a keychain. So, last night when I was carrying all my stuff into my room, my hands were full, so I put the stone down my shirt. I ended up forgetting that I put it there, and I couldn't find it when I woke up. <u.u> I looked for it for like fifteen minutes with no luck. It's kind of small. I'll have to tidy my room up a bit tomorrow and look harder.
I also talked to my friend Roseanne. She's this nice, little old lady who lives on my street and walks a lot. I talked to her a few times last year when I'd walk to the bus for school. I told her about switching schools, and that I was going to the beach, and she said how much fun she had at the beach with her friend on Wednesday, and if I ever want to, I can cut some flowers from her little flower garden she was working on when I walked by. ^-^ I'm going to send her a Christmas card this year.
Speaking of neighbors, my really horrible ones (who wanted to eat Aunt Sandy because she was "speeding" into my driveway... not the ones who called the cops on Cameron (and break children's arms) because he was "speeding" out of my driveway, finally got their fence up. Sadly, it doesn't hide their back door OR driveway from our view. And their child's sandbox is still on my side of the fence. ^o.0^
Friday, July 25th
10pm
And it will be even MORE beautiful when I get Wen. Which will be as soon as I have enough for my kawlij books after getting a job. Actually, I may get a shower filter before I get my conditioning cleanser. The product seems worth having the best water used with it. Once I find out how much I'll be paid, I'll make myself a little budget timeline thing to see how long it will take to save for my next semester, and how often I can buy little (and slightly more than little) things for myself.
I really need to find out if I'm going on this trip with Niki or not so I know how soon I can start turning in my jarb applications. See, she has this friend, Lynn, who I met this year and also became friends with. She lives in Connecticut, and she's Niki's "big sis", all but biologically. So, Lynn's getting a new Yaris next week and wants to come take Niki to Connecticut for a little vacation, and swing over to New York City and now maybe even upstate New York by bus. The thing is, before this trip was planned, Lynn said she was going to take me and Niki both to visit and go to NYC, etc., etc. over spring break this coming year. So, I'm not sure if I'm invited on this trip or not. And if I am invited, I don't want to turn in applications too far in advance, because I don't want to have to ask my brand new boss for time off, or say that I can't start yet and make up an excuse. XD I'm tempted to just ask Lynn about it, but I have a feeling that if I asked her, she'd probably just invite me even if she wasn't already planning to, and that would seem unfair if she just wanted to hang out with Niki first and felt that she had to invite me because she felt bad or something. LOL I don't know. I don't want to accidentally invite myself, basically. But I also don't want to miss out on good moneys by waiting another week before I know what's going on. Niki, can you try to talk to her about how you're planning everything and let me know if I'm mentioned, or if you've decided when to go? I'm completely in the dark here. LOL
So, anyways, I just finished mowing the lawn at nine. And I'm trying to encourage this viney plant in my backyard to climb the fence, so it blocks out that creepy old black man who just sits and stares into my yard all day. Kitchen window. He's there. Bathroom window. He's there. Bedroom window. He's there. HE WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY. And he doesn't do anything. He just sits there. Staring. ALL DAY. And then he goes in. It's enough to drive you mad.
Also. I'm taking Niki to the BK Lounge on Monday. Bitchin', si? POKEMON TOYS. AND CARDS! I've gone like four times and still no Pikachu. COME OOOON! What the hell am I supposed to do with my fucking darkrai and manaphy boxes? I already put my coins in one. Shit, son.
And I know how much gramma's giving Niki for graduation. XD
Wednesday, July 23rd
1:11am
Jenjen: Hello.
old59man2002: hello,the one that stole my heart
Jenjen: What about it?
old59man2002: i want it back ,if u only going to shyt on it
Jenjen: Sir, I am no theif.
old59man2002: meybe u don't know it yet
Jenjen: You must be someone's Lur, I swear it.
old59man2002: no just you
Jenjen: I could simply not be someone's Lur. I am one of his creators.
old59man2002: i know so that makes u lur
Jenjen: Yes, it makes me Lur, but it does not make me someone's Lur.
old59man2002: really now
Jenjen: Truly, sir.
old59man2002: yes Truly
Jenjen: Yes.
old59man2002: (feminine kiss smiley)
Jenjen: I thought that you were male, sir.
Jenjen: Or shall I say "madame"?
old59man2002: can't talk long just got home,,got to take a shower
Jenjen: No response, I see.
Jenjen: You shall forever more be "madame".
old59man2002: gtg later sweet
Jenjen: Bonne douche, madame.
old59man2002: (feminine kiss smiley)
old59man2002 has signed out. (7/23/2008 1:11 AM)
Sunday, July 20th
5:53pm
Jenjen : Hello.
old59man2002 : wow ,,i'm having a heart attack
old59man2002 : u killing me
Jenjen : I would recommend cayenne pepper.
old59man2002 : how about pork and beans
Jenjen : No, but perhaps aspirin if you have none of the pepper. Pork and beans are of no help during cardiac arrest.
old59man2002 : it help to fart (green faced puke smiley)
Jenjen : I suppose.
old59man2002 : so how u been
Jenjen : Well. And yourself?
old59man2002 : like a new man
Jenjen : Congratulations. Might I ask what has brought about this change?
old59man2002 : that i'm a man nad that i feel like new
old59man2002 : and u what u been up 2
Jenjen : Enjoying the lovely weather.
old59man2002 : blackstones said hi
old59man2002 : same here raining all weekend
old59man2002 : and that makes me relax
Jenjen : Indeed. There was a lovely little storm this morning, which has cooled the temperature to a comfortable degree.
old59man2002 : what u doing for the summer
Jenjen : Looking for work to pay my way through college.
old59man2002 : marry me i'll pay your way
Jenjen : As flattering as your offer is, sir, I am already spoken for.
old59man2002 : but if he passed u by,,well u let me pass in you
Jenjen : I have already agreed to marry another man, sir. I am afraid that you have missed your chance.
old59man2002 : its your fault,,u lift me without leaving a word
Jenjen : Pardon?
Jenjen : I was with the man in question before ever meeting you, sir.
old59man2002 : but your heart was always with me
Jenjen : I disagree, sir. But do not fret. You will find yourself a woman in due time.
old59man2002 : i found one my love
Jenjen : Congratulations.
old59man2002 : ty,,we'll be in my arm in no time
Jenjen : In ink?
old59man2002 : no in ring
Jenjen : Then that would be on your hand, sir. Not in your arm.
old59man2002 : hey don't say that,,i won't never jack off
Jenjen : You are fond of the comma, still, I see.
old59man2002 : (purple devil smiley)
Jenjen : And devils, sir?
old59man2002 : yea u that one me (angel smiley)
Jenjen : Are you accusing me of reptilian agendas, kind sir?
old59man2002 : am i,,or u accusing yourself
Jenjen : You added the emoticon, sir. Not I.
Jenjen : I must retrieve the newspaper. One moment please.
old59man2002 : (yawn smiley)
Jenjen : I have returned, sir.
Jenjen : Avec les doritos.
Jenjen : Which are now gone.
Jenjen : Have you left, sir?
old59man2002 : no babe talking to your friend
Jenjen : Pardon?
old59man2002 : Jenjen: Have you left, sir?
old59man2002 : and i said
old59man2002 : old man: no babe talking to your friend
Jenjen : That, sir, I am well aware of. A was asking you to clarify your response.
old59man2002 : ic,,said the blind man
Jenjen : He sounds dishonest to me.
Jenjen : I would not recommend that you trust him.
old59man2002 : why not,,i was blind b4 2,,now i could see
Jenjen : I like the b 52s.
old59man2002 : there's no b-52,,that's g-52,,if u playing bingo
Jenjen : It is a musical group, sir. They are best known for the songs "Love Shack" and "Roam". I highly recommend them.
old59man2002 : listen to gosple,,there songs are sick
Jenjen : I much prefer health and vitality, though your input is appreciated.
old59man2002 : well gosple is health
Jenjen : Of course, sir. Well anything is health.
old59man2002 : do u get horny
Jenjen : Of course not, sir. I am female, and furthermore, human.
old59man2002 : u sure u human
Jenjen : It is my best guess, sir. Based on comparative observations.
old59man2002 : really
Jenjen : Ya rly.
old59man2002 : so do u ever finger yourself
Jenjen : Pardon? I have ten fingers, sir. Eight if you consider thumbs to not fit the category.
old59man2002 : alway do u finger yourself with one or two fingers
Jenjen : I have never been to Alway, sir. Nor Norway... if you'll pardon the pun!
old59man2002 : anyway do u finger yourself with one or two fingers (question mark smiley)
Jenjen : Of course not, sir. That would be absurd. Finger is a noun, not a verb.
old59man2002 : you could use them for anything
Jenjen : Indeed. Evolution is a beautiful thing, is it not?
old59man2002 : yes,,so u saying you finger yourself huh
Jenjen : I have ten, sir. We have gone over this. Must I copy and paste it to you?
old59man2002 : ok with 8 fingers did u use to finger
Jenjen : I was born with all ten, sir.
old59man2002 : now don't be play dumb
Jenjen : I could never be such a thing.
old59man2002 : ok do u use a dildo
Jenjen : Of course not. That would serve no purpose.
old59man2002 : then what do u use
Jenjen : For what?
old59man2002 : for between your legs
old59man2002 : that little hole u got there
Jenjen : Air, I suppose.
old59man2002 : air rubber dildo
Jenjen : Is English your second language, sir?
Jenjen : Or perhaps fifth?
old59man2002 : what do u think,,my love to be
Jenjen : Outlook foggy. Try again later.
old59man2002 : good evening ,my love to be
Jenjen : Is it not still early in Washington?
old59man2002 : u got evening i got afternoon
Jenjen : I hardly consider 4pm to be evening during the summer.
old59man2002 : u in United Kingdom,,so i thought
Jenjen : No, sir, I live on the east coast of the United States.
old59man2002 : really i thought u live where blackstones lives
Jenjen : She moved, sir.
old59man2002 : yea she told me she lives with chinese now
Jenjen : That is very strange, sir. She has never been to China.
old59man2002 : blackstones: Have you ever gone to Tokyo?i been there twice,also in china
Jenjen : If I may point out, there is a distinct difference between the first and second sentence. I sense a tampering.
old59man2002 : are u on tamtper,now
Jenjen : Nothing ever could be.
old59man2002 : are u also baqckstones
old59man2002 : black
Jenjen : I am caucasian, sir.
Jenjen : As is she.
old59man2002 : what kind
Jenjen : There is only one kind, sir.
old59man2002 : green
Jenjen : No, sir. White.
old59man2002 : white don't use sir,,they only love being called sir
Jenjen : It is unwise to generalize with stereotypes, sir.
old59man2002 : ok i take it backk,now gave me a hug (hug smiley)
Jenjen : I shan't.
old59man2002 : then (angry tongue out smiley)
old59man2002 : (laughing smiley)
Jenjen : Ah, now the sun shines through the window. Truly pleasant.
old59man2002 : u want me to come to u and look at the sunset together
Jenjen : Sir, I would find that rather inappropriate.
old59man2002 : why,,i got a plain i'll be there in a jizzy
old59man2002 : plaine
Jenjen : Sir, that is quite laughable.
old59man2002 : for u,,and for me went u see me fly by u
Jenjen : Well, then.
old59man2002 : ok make coffee i'll be there
Jenjen : I do not drink coffee, sir.
old59man2002 : i do,NOW make some
Jenjen : Sir, one who does not drink coffee would not possess a coffe pot... or coffee beans. Aside from that, your "tone" is rather rude.
old59man2002 : lol
old59man2002 : u nutt with no nutts
Jenjen : No, sir. It is beans that I lack. My kitchen is stocked with a supply of peanuts.
old59man2002 : peanuts means u nuts
Jenjen : Well, they are in my home, so it is obvious that they belong to me.
old59man2002: do u know where u shit from
Jenjen : Sir, that is rather vulgar of a topic.
old59man2002 : well answer it
Jenjen : How could anyone over the age of one year not know such a thing?
old59man2002 : so u don't know where u shit from,,its that what u saying
Jenjen : It is not.
old59man2002 : that's what i take it u said
Jenjen : Sir, you make little sense if any at all.
old59man2002 : no just that u got somekind of a brain disorder
Jenjen : I believe that your diagnosis requires a bit more schooling, sir.
old59man2002 : (wiping sweat from brow smiley)
old59man2002 : so how long did u wait for me to be on line
Jenjen : I did not.
old59man2002 : i beg u did
Jenjen : You cannot do such a thing for a past event, sir.
old59man2002 : and why not
Jenjen : Because you cannot change the past.
old59man2002 : no but u could take a look at it once in awhile
Jenjen : Indeed.
old59man2002 : (sleeping smiley)
Jenjen : Is it time for your nap, sir?
old59man2002 : yes while i'm taking it,,i want u by my side
Jenjen : I suggest you nap near the computer then, sir.
old59man2002 : ok darling
old59man2002 : what chatroom do u go to,went u come on
Jenjen : I generally do not.
old59man2002 : no why not,,u don't go to the graveyard nomore
Jenjen : Only once a year to visit my late uncle.
old59man2002 : graveyard chatroom,u homo
Jenjen : That, I have never been to.
old59man2002 : i c,,so what u up to tonight
Jenjen : I have no definite plans. Perhaps just to relax.
old59man2002 : did u go swimming yet
Jenjen : I do not do well with chlorine, and wild animals of the natural waters bring me fear.
old59man2002 : then ask me to come over,i'll look after you
Jenjen : Within the darkened waters of the ocean it is impossible to look.
old59man2002 : my heart well see your heart
Jenjen : Mine is well, yes.
old59man2002 : i know its well now,,mine is there with your heart now
Jenjen : Sir, if that were the case you would have to be either here or dead, neither of which is true.
old59man2002 : you'll know about love yet
Jenjen : Indeed.
old59man2002 : now bend over and fart for me
Jenjen : Sir, that is incredibly rude of a command.
old59man2002 : rude its more of a joke sweetheart
Jenjen : I do beg pardon, sir. Crude humor has never suited me.
old59man2002 : do u ever laugh
Jenjen : Oh, quite often!
old59man2002 : then why u always sad talking to me
Jenjen : I am not.
old59man2002 : you'll be on later,,gtg awhile and wah my nutts
Jenjen : Pardon?
old59man2002 : i'll going to take a shower to wash my balls,,you'll be on later
Jenjen : Mayhaps I shall, mayhaps I shan't.
old59man2002 : ok let me know if u on later,,just leave a message,,and hang your panty on top
Jenjen : Fare well, sir.
old59man2002 has signed out. (7/20/2008 5:53:23 PM)
Wednesday, April 2nd
11:22pm
I hate when I don't write a journal for a long time, because I always feel like I need to catch up on every little detail I've missed.
So, I'll try to recapitulate without going overboard.
Last Wednesday Cameron stopped by (he brought Christina into town and they'd hung out at his house a bit) and gave me shoes he ordered me for our anniversary. He wanted me to come to the city with him overnight, but since my mom thought I'd have class the next day, I went on Thursday instead. We had a metric shit-ton of fun, particularly in the baseball department... but even more on Friday. And we took ten thousand naps, because we stayed up until... I think like 5am. I was so out of it that at one point I shouted,"SHIT! FUCK ASS TOURETTES!" And we made a white chocolate sandwich with Law & Order. He doesn't like it when I get into the details with the general public. XD
Then, Saturday was Niki's brother's birthday party (he's 15... OR IS IT 51?! AHAHAHAHA!!! How many times was that joke made during the cutting of the cake? Four?) and we basically spent the whole time watching funny videos online. I was introduced to the musical stylings of Richard Cheese, which are absolutely HILARIOUS. He covers songs like Welcome to the Jungle in a Sinatra-esque fashion. It's incredible. Also, my teeth turned green from the REALLY UGLY FROSTING BALLOONS. Then we went to Niki's dad's/boyfriend's/boyfriend's family's house and I met all the peeps there. It was fun and HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT ALREADY TEN O'CLOCK?! I need to start waking up before 2pm. I met everyone there, and me and Niki hid in the bathroom for girl talk about my SHIT! FUCK ASS TOURETTES! weekend, and I showed her yoga to clear up bits of Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging but we got interrupted before I could show her my cool move which is a lot like falling over... because it is (what did he call it when he came down the stairs? Lesbian orgy?) and drank three thousand cans of mountain dew half way.
Also, Nutty & Moosewinkle/I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is shooting you in the face. And my Aunt Donna told me hilarious stories about being drunk. One was from the night before. And I'm actually going to get to come to our family's 6th annual Memorial Day party FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. I've already told Cameron to mark his calender. I can't wait to see my family drunk! I've never seen a drunk person in my entire life. At least not while they were drunk. I was always sheltered by my mother from these parties, but I'm not allowing it this year. I'm busting out from my shell!!!
Speaking of busting, I'm so sick of American bras. WHAT'S THIS?! SOMETHING ELSE AMERICA CAN'T GET RIGHT?! HOW SHOCKING! I've measured myself properly, according to two different systems. American, and English. When I was reading about the new English system last night, it was telling how the American system is WRONG and only applied in the 1930s when bras were first being designed. Nice work, England. Keeping up with the times.
English Version:
First, you measure all the way around your ribcage either just above or just below your nunga-nungas. If you get an odd number, round up to the next even one (they only make even numbered sizes). Then you measure all the way around your body, going over the fullest part of your chets. Then you subtract the difference. The number of inches determines the cup size.
American Version?
Exactly the same except for one thing. They tell you to add five inches to the first measurement. WHAT? On what planet does that make sense? Planet America. That's where.
My ribcage is 25 inches around. I round up to 26. My chets is 30 inches around.
According to Merry Old England I should wear a 26D. (I'm having trouble finding below a 28. Damn you, skinny ribcage.)
According to America, I should add five inches to the 25, coming up with 30 for my ribcage. But thirty is my chets measurement, too. So, I subtract the difference to find the cup size and get zero. So according to America, I'm a 30... Oh bloody hell.
