11 posts tagged “party”

11:53pm est

This moment marks the formation of Girl Club.

Cephalopod Scouts Division 32.

At present moment we have three official rules:

1. Respect my paper.
2. (Don't take drugs, kids... unless it isn't a Tuesday.) Just say NO to Tuesdays.
3. Never more than 1/2 over.

We don't need drums.  We have Girl Club.
We have a Girl Club god.
He's the result of Ganesha gettin' jiggy with a giant squid.
And he's really cute.
He becomes angered when there are boys or drums in Girl Club.
We have a girl club boy.  He's half girl now.
Mylar is essential.
As is absinthe.
And crayons.

Current missions:

• Recruit  more girls.
• Color.
• Keep out boys and drums.

Next meeting ... hopefully this  coming weekend.

I went to my first "real" party last night and had my first shot of imported Irish whiskey.  Followed by a shot of rum, then a few shots of gin (I HATE GIN UGH).  Whiskey is the best tasting and feeling of the three by far, and is the first alcohal I've tried that I actually enjoy. 

And along with all of that, I got smoked up for the first time since Mike's birthday.  The two combined were crazy cool.  Bryan and I left the party and went shopping for sexyclothes and played dressup/picture time (laptop has a built in webcam).  AND HE LET ME DO HIS MAKEUP.  XD!!!!  He said he'd go halves with me on a camera so we can get a nice one for our moneymakinz.  XD  We really need to get going on that.

I'm back on raw foods pretty hardcore and eating a lot of greens.  It does wonders for the skin.  And energy levels, holy shit.  Bryan and I had some pretty fucking amazing sex today.  It had been too long.  We were both in a grumpy, lazy slump eating sugary crap for a while.  No moar, plzkthx!  ^-^

Hanging out with my mom was a blast (<0.o>)  Yes.  A blast.  XD!!!  I looooove Twilight, but I don't love Edward because he looks too much like Bob the shminx and that's really fuckin' creepy.  We had DiGiorno, and I slept in my old bed.  First bed I've slept in since I moved out.

Friday we went for a drive, then went to Denny's for burgers (why I decided I needed a rawfood detoooox UGH  XD) and went on a really long walk in the woods (no wonder Jen had a blast  XD  WALKING) and I've convinced her to start walking with me every Friday now.  We've never gotten along this well before.  I'm so happy.

Cammy came in yesterday to see me at work!  And I was already off the clock, so we got to hug and chat and stuff!  I miss her.  We're gonna get so much food together.  Melissa too.  We're gonna go to Little Italy and get cannoli and cassata cake.

I start fall bellydance classes at the dance academy this Wednesday.  I'm so excited!

I have a few people wanting to buy kale chips and chocolate coconut balls from me, so Imma get to cookin'.  XD

Bryan watched the first NANA movie with me and he liked it.  ^-^  I BET I'M SO BEHIND ON THE MANGA!  EEEP!

Made me miss my kuzn hardcore.

I LOVE YOU, KUZN!  WE SO NEED A NANA PARTY!!!

That's what my aunts call me now, after seeing what I wore to Chris's first gig last night.  I was damn cute, though.  XD

And it didn't bother me anyway, after Aunt Donna told me that at work, her cake said "Happy Birthday Hooker".

I love my family.

The show was fucking amazing.  I'm very proud of Chris's drumskillz.  People even started moshing.  Including Young Bryan.  XD  Only bad part about it was that Nick kept saying dumb shit between songs, like that he felt like he was going to puke and stuff.  But if they knock that off and gain a bit more confidence stage-presence-wise they'll go far fast. 

Also.  Fitz was on stage for the performance, and I got kickass pictures with the band.  I look like I belong in it.  *SINGS FOR THEM*  I CAN BE THEIR AMY LEE.  ONLY BLONDE (*SCARES AMY LEE*).  AND HOLDING A STUFFED MOOSE/REINDEER MASCOTT.

OMG I CAN BE NANA!  *finds a cooler band  XD!!!*  KUZN!  WIG-BORROWING TIME!

Btw.  SO my idea to put Fitz on stage.  I'm awesome.  *emoheart*  XD

 

Afterwards, Bryan had previous plans to visit a pallypal, so I rode to the afterparty with Aunt donna.  Me and Devin were larfing and I was still dancing like crazy.  Since all of my festivaling and bellydance classes, I'm no longer shy about dancing AT ALL.  So, basically I never stop.  But anyway, me and Devin got to talking about a lot of *bizarre whistley noise of paranormality*.  BUT.  I have so much to tell him about what I've learned in no seat belt land (which I'll of course leave the seatbeltlessness bit out of moooostly) and teach him a bit about how to protect himself better with magick.  He knows very little about defensive/basic protective skills and they'll really help him out.  So I'll be going over there Thursday after work so we can hang out down by his beach and talk privately for a bit, then have the typical Aunt Donna's bonfire later on, since I'm off on Fridays and can just crash there that night.  It'll be sweet.  Devin's usually cool one-on-one.

 

In other news (XD) we've got two new girls at work to replace Jessica and Melissa.  Their names are Jessie and Debbie.  Jessie is a sixteen-year-old secret spy (friend of the owners' family), and Debbie is just psychotic and obnoxious, and middle-aged.  XD  Poor Halle has to train them to death and be trapped with them in the evenings now.

They may be trying to get rid of Judge Tim (TERRIBLE!!!) because he's been having (work-stress induced) panic attacks and calling off like three days a week for the last month or so with crazy thyroid shit and what seems to be a touch of depression.  But he might actually be trying to get fired so he can collect unemployment and properly search for a better job without being all stressed out while doing it.  Which we're ALL hoping for at least a little bit.  XD 

Except for Little George. 

 

He's too proud of his work.

 

 

My bellydance class at the wellness center isn't continuing in the fall because I'm basically the only one who always showed up.  XD  BUT my teacher also teaches at a dance academy (SO FUCKING COOL!) where I'll be continuing, learning with students who've already been in bellydance for three years, and Nicole (my teacher) said I fit in perfectly with them and am doing a great job.  I went to the last summer class there on Tuesday night and it was much more fast-paced, but I still did great.  I like this speed better.  I get to learn more faster.  And since this is a real dance school, there's a recital at the end of the season with a real costume and everything.  I'm ecstatic!  I'm getting myself a full-length mirror so I can practice better at home.  It makes practice worlds better to be able to see yourself. 

I'll be good enough to perform or teach... or both.  I'm awesome!!!  And proud of myself.  ^-^

 

Also, Mike's birthday was on Wednesday, and after work (he got his new jarb he wanted so badly! Yay!) he came over and we gave him a proper celebration, with a homemade (XD) giant chocolate chip cookie (cake thing) and present and card and funtymez.  Even Leo came to the party.

 

We started painting Psychedellic Jesus.

At Niki's

Thursday, October 23rd

Just past noon

Worst closing line EVER.  What the hell was I thinking?  I completely forgot the last like, minute of my song (which is pretty sad considering it's not even three minutes long) and just stopped before going,"What are the words...?" which did get some laughs.  But then, when I started again I only got out about three lines before forgetting what came next again.  So I just said,"I think I'll stop there.  Thanks for tolerating that."  Then I laughed awkwardly and got off the stage.  People did cheer, but I don't know if it was because they liked what I COULD manage to remember of my song, because they felt bad for me, or because they were glad I was off the stage.  XD  When I went up to the counter to get some more cider for me and Knickers (which they were OUT of and I didn't even get to try.  Terrible.), Frank, the announcer guy said I was good but just needed to not be so nervous. 

But it was really awkward.  First of all, my song was sort of depressing.  XD  And that's not good considering the fact that I was following a song that went "One, two three!  The kids love the monkey and four, five, six!  The monkey's got a hockey stick.  Seven eight nine!  Havin' a good time, yeaaah..."  (Favorite song of the night for me, by the way.  XD)  But I was also the only girl who went up there.  And the only person who didn't have an instrument playing in the background.  And the only person who had everyone go completely silent and just STARE the entire time I sang.  All of that added to the pressure.  And some douches were mocking me and started singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".  I'd like to see their sorry asses get up on stage and perform something they wrote a week ago a capella perfectly.  Fuck off, wankers.  I sounded damn good.

Anne couldn't come because of her daughter, but Danielle and David from work (who also both happened to be in my graduating class) just happened to be there.  Danielle will probably be all like,"What HAPPENED up there?" tomorrow.  Oy.  LOL  And me and Niki ran into John (from the kitchen) on the trolly and told him about it, but he didn't show up either.  God.  Fucking monkey song.  I should have gone up after "BLESS MYYYOIL!" (dedicated to Bush) but then Cameron would have missed my performance.  XD  Cameron did his synthy thing and it was a hit.  The crowd loved the cowbell.  XD  And he spent like ten minutes fucking around.  LOL  Doing music trivia and playing video game themes and stuff.  It was hilarious.  I filmed it all.  XD

Also.  We went to the health food store and got FREE BANANAS.  And cranberry treat sticks!  AND I GOT AMAZING RAW ORGANIC CHEDDAR (Jack Style).  And I love Lil' Kookz.  ^n.n^  AND CINDY SAID I CAN HAVE HALLOWEEN AND THE NEXT DAY OFF!  PARTY, HERE I COME!  AND CINDY'S GOING ON VACATION THIS WEEK!  *LEAPS WITH JOY*  Meaning I'll be training the new person we get this week.  XD  Well.  Me and everyone else.  LOL

As I'm sure you've noticed.  Hopefully my fall themed text colors will help make up for that.  I work, I see my friends, and I sleep... and I do all the shit my mom needs in order to move grandma in NEXT WEEK?  That's insanely soon.  And gramma's in Florida, so my mom's doing everything.  Deciding what goes where, packing, moving things.  Oy.  But anyway, WEDNESDAY.  I'm singing an original song at the nifty little cafe's open mic night (after some Niki peep hangin' all around the world and the health food store).  And Cameron's thinking about singing a combination of two eighties songs he's strung together nicely.  And Niki will be there (for it is our peephangland) and also possibly Anne!  I told her about it, and she's been to that cafe before, so I said she should come!  'Cause she gets off at seven that night, and Cameron doesn't get off until eight.  Plenty of time.  So, after the performance and some big giant peep hangin', Cameron's gonna drop me and Niki off at her house where the peep hangin' shall continue on into the wee hours of the night.  XD

Also.  Prom.  We've decided to have a deli prom at work.  (Island themed.)  XD  Only those who belong to the deli (and their dates) are allowed to come.  The list of couples, as of yet, is as follows:

Me - Dolphin

Anne - Hot Capicolla (Spiral Ham dumped her)

Chelse - Possibly Leona Bologna, still undecided, but definitely is the DJ.

Jenn - Eye of Round

John (from the kitchen) - Broccoli Delight

Jerry (from the seafood department, who we haven't even told about prom yet XD) - NOT the rainbow trout because it's not a deli member and, therefore, cannot get him in.  Most likely the Eggplant Wrapped Tillapia.  (We decided he can't handle the Orange Roughie.)

We're waiting until there's a night when EVERYONE who knows about it is closing.  We may write Cindy a note asking for her to schedule us all to close on the same night one night, but we haven't thought of a reason to give her for it yet.  XD  Most importantly, though, I need to write her a note to remind her that I wrote her a note requesting Halloween and the next day off (next Friday and Saturday) tomorrow so she doesn't accidentally forget when she goes to make next week's schedule on Thursday.  The Halloween party's gonna be amazing.  I'm still not sure of everything I'm wearing.  Will we be inside or outside most of the time?  I guess the weather will be similar to at the Memorial Day party.  It was really chilly. 

I'm bringing a pumpkin.  I'll probably carve it at my house first so it's not so heavy.  XD 

Tuesday, August 19th

3:33am

On Saturday I went to a party.  Aunt Donna ordered two pepperoni pizzas and a bucket of mild wings.  Cameron taught everyone to play "Bud" and made a keytar out of Niki's keyboard and Christian's Guitar Hero... guitar handle thing.  I danced until 8am with Aunt Donna while she told me about how fucked up she was, and was amazed (about ten times) at how we're both first sopranos.  Chris, Devin, and Nick headbanged like the whole time.  Christian went to bed before like 3am.  Niki made tacos forever.  Brandon passed out inside the house and was curled in a ball and laughing hysterically.  He was the only one in the room.  Everyone took pictures.  Aunt Donna nearly fell in the fire, but was caught by Uncle Ray (while sticking her arm out and shouting,"Save my beer!"  Devin threw up Chinese food and made sure everyone knew that it was because of how drunk he was.  He also gave me a pretty stone (tiger's eye).  I fell asleep on a really cool Tempurpedic imitation thing on the floor around 8:30am and woke up around 3pm.

I like parties. 

Sunday, I saw Pirates of the Caribbean for the first time (yes, the first time).  Aunt Donna ordered two pepperoni pizzas and a bucket of mild wings.  Again.  I cleaned up Aunt Donna's yard and made an art project out of the bottles.  Me, Devin, and Chris played with bamboo.  Devin smiled into a bucket of chicken.  Aunt Sandy gave me a ride home, I took a shower, and slept like a rock.

Today, I played a bit of SyrupTales, found a really fascinating (and sad) journal that's quite nearly a novel, and "played legos" with Cameron.  We did actually play with pink legos, that's just not ALL we did.  *wink wink*  We are so talented.  I love us.  Mostly him.  XD  And he drove me to the store to get green smoothie supplies, and they were OOOOUT, so I had to get romaine.  I got an orange to try to make up for my lack-of-spinach sadness.  And I got Cameron to eat blueberries and he liked them!  ^-^  Well.  The big, sweet ones at least.  But it's a start!  I nearly cried with joy!  BLUBURRIES!

My mom came out here a half hour ago, all sleepy and looking utterly confused.

"What are you doing?  Go to bed."

 

I think I shall.

Thursday, August 14th

3:24am

I've got goodies from Cameron's Connecticut trip.  Including Swedish cookies.  That were made in Canada.  XD

And some activities I'm sure he'd prefer I not mention.   

Now...!

>;D 

All our lives we chase the night like it's never-ending, you the sun and I the moon.

I'm so glad he's back.  He really is my soulmate.  He actually said to me today,"I feel like I've loved you for thousands of years."  It moved me to tears.  I'm not afraid of losing him anymore because I now realize that there is nothing stronger than what holds us together.  I feel safe now, knowing that if I ever lose him, we'll soon find each other again.  Whether in this life, or what lies after.  Just as we have before.

But I'm sure you're not interested in my mush.  XD

I have an appointment with my dentist tomorrow at five.  Before then, I'm probably going to be putting away lots of laundry, and making my ripped-knee pants really cute.  And making another green smoothie.

Me and Niki made our very first green smoothie two days ago!  ^-^  And it was DELICIOUS!  We're amazing.  And Chris is insane for not liking berries.  But he likes other fruit, so I won't get angry.  XD

The one I made today had:

• 1 apple
• 1 nectarine
• 1 handful of blueberries
• 1 tbs coconut oil
• 1 metric shit-ton greens

It wasn't as sweet as I was hoping, but that's because I saved half of my blueberries for today, so it's easily fixable.  And my blender can get rid of all the colorful bits.  But since it's old, it gets hot easily and makes my smoothie kind of warm, which I dislike.  But, overall, it was good.  Definitely like the coconut oil in there.  But I wouldn't add more than a tablespoon because it overpowers the other fruit flavors a bit.  I missed the banana.  But it still had a nice, creamy texture without it.  I was concerned about that.

I'm also going to apply at Giant Beagle, since I go there so much.  And maybe that one Azn Fewd place by the nail place where the azns work.  XD  A place within walking distance to Niki's would be neat 'cause I wouldn't have to avoid scheduling peep hangs on days I have to work.  Plus I could probably get me and Niki discounts on organic numnums and pokeymanz.  I'm getting Niki a booster pack when I get my first paycheck.  She's bought me way too much stuff.  All those candy bars.  XD

I also had a surprisingly long conversation with Nick (Niki's boyfriend) after she fell asleep.  It was funny, because I've never really talked to him before, but we discussed at length the two taboo conversation topics... religion and politics, and really nothing else.  Besides a bit about smoking, careers, and his mom, and Uncle Joe.  Niki fell asleep around 6am, and we didn't finish talking until after 8am.  About religion and politics.  LMFAO  It's funny how the most controversial things are anything but when open-minded people discuss them, even if they've never talked before.  He taught me about how the new world order is gonna kick our asses, and I taught him about how cool and not evil paganism is.  XD  CPS FTW! 

Also.  Niki, are you working Saturday?  During the party?  Pliss let me know.

Monday, June 16th

5:30pm

You know things are rough when MY mother shows sympathy.  She told me that she's sending Niki's graduation card early so that she can get her money now.  How is this sympathetic?  Well, Niki's mom is throwing her a graduation party.  Right after her mother's wedding.  When no one will have any money left to give to her.  What.  The.  Hell?!  If no one realizes there will be a party a thousand years from now (the wedding's not for a month, and who KNOWS how many times this will be rescheduled after seeing what happened to her birthday party), maybe they'll just send her money in the mail too.

Me and my mom were talking about how much Aunt Sandy (Niki's mom) has changed since getting divorced and finding a new bo.  It's like she's reverted back into her teenage years and forgotten everything about her present life and responsibilities.  Especially her children.  She doesn't seem to care about anyone but herself and Brandon anymore.  Sometimes her friends.  Occasionally Chris.  Since Niki moved in with her dad to get away from that attitude and Chris's torture, her mom seems to have completely forgotten that she has a daughter except when Niki contacts her.  And even then she doesn't seem to care.  It really pisses me off.  Niki's been going through some tough shit for YEARS and now her mom has decided to just stop being a mom?  NOT OKAY.  SHE NEEDS YOUR FUCKING SUPPORT RIGHT NOW.  I think I may just have a talk with her about this.

I told my mom the teenage bit, and apparently Aunt Sandy was a "selfish little snot" when she was a teenager.  So, perhaps that could be the reason for her recent selfish behavior.  Who knows?  I'm just glad Niki's getting some money now.  Maybe now she can get a camera and do funny vlogs.  XD

Sunday, June 8th

4:30am

Best weekend I've had in like two weeks!  It started on Thursday.  Niki and I "went to Juli's house".  Or so we said.  XD  I snuck her over for a peep hang!  Now, this is a really HUGE deal because my mother is a psycho and hasn't let anyone but gramma and Cameron enter our house since we moved in here, two fstarcking years ago.  Therefore, it is super top secret.  No one knows but her dad, her boyfriend (who was there when her dad dropped her off), and my boyfriend.  We had a super boiling/movie party BUT THERE WAS NO POPCORN!  DOOOOOM!!!  So we made fry things instead with awesome seasoningness.  We are the expert chefs of the century, you know. 

Niki has now seen The Preacher's Wife.  And Akira.  DAH.  DAH.  She covered what we did pretty well in her journal.  XD  But she didn't mention our little chat.  Probably out of respect for my privacy.  I hope.  Teehee!  Anyway, it was the sort of discussion that is ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN. 

On Friday, Niki went home, then Cameron came over and charged the Doki-Doki-Dynamo after we went to the mall.  We bought and watched Beat Angel Escalayer which has the most hilarious English dub since Garzy's fucking Wing.  And I got Ramune (melon flavor, FAAAVORITE!), some chocolate koala things, and a smoothie type thing.  It was my dessert since I had a HUGE salad (spinach, romaine, coconut oil, black pepper, sea salt, garlic powder, rosemary, and thyme).  Cameron got Wendy's.  XD  He saved me a nugget!  Soooo sweet!

Today, Cameron and I did our business business.  From 1pm to 8pm.  I was so proud of how it turned out.  And we got to go for a ride around the block afterwards!  And I got fifty-five bucks!  We charged $150 for the job and split the money into three parts.  Fifty for me, fifty for Cameron, and fifty for supplies.  And on top of that we each got a five dollar tip!  How fstarking awesome is that?!  I did my first hardcore claybarring.  Hellz yea. 

Then after stopping at my house to charge mah lazah (SHOOP DA WHOOP!) and pick up le birthday card, we headed over to Devin's party.  We were like five hours late, but I was still there for a solid four hours.  It was so funny.  Cameron was trying to play the drums while Devin played guitar, but Devin was too drunk to remember more than a measure of any given song, so Cameron had to stop drumming every ten seconds.  He was SO annoyed, but his annoyed face was funny and adorable.  XD  Everybody was totally smashed by the time we got there.  My drunk family is so cool.  XD  It's a shame my mom didn't take after THEM.  Or, you know, anyone who doesn't control the Underworld.

Me and Niki made like five hilarious silent films of us dancing in this funny way that Cameron does sometimes to make into a .gif to send him.  And Devin had a glass that said "F*CK OFF!  It's my birthday!" on it, so we all started saying f(star)ck.  The "f" and "s" are very close together, like in "sphere".  Fstarck.  Fstarcking.  When Niki's boyfriend (Nick) came in the room we  asked him to use fstarck (which he was completely clueless about the meaning of) in a sentence. 

"The fstarck is the shizzle."

That pretty much sums that up.  XD

 

 

 

 

 

Oh.  And they turned off Loverboy. 

Tisk tisk.

How fucking cool is this?!  My mom and gramma left for our trip to West Virginia without me!  And they won't be back until Sunday!  I stayed home because me and Cameron have some business related business to take care of. 

And also I want to go to Devin's 18th birthday party on Saturday.  XD  Apparently it's going to be "the party to end all parties" and will be even bigger than the Memorial Day party.  WHICH WAS HUGE.  At least to me.  It was the first actual party I'd ever been to.  You know, the type where there's drinking and dancing and live music (well, sort of).  It was incredible!  There were maybe thirty people there, and about three of us who didn't have any b00z0rz.

...

 

WELL.  It's been a solid eleven hours or so since I started typing that.  Cameron came over.  And then I needed a couple fixes.  I'm a youtube addict.  I spent a good amount of time watching CommunityChannel and Kicesie's Sex Ed.  But first I spent like three hours researching herbs.  I love herbs.  And then I took a bath with sea salt and peppermint tea bags.  Niki's spending the night tomorrow.  Probably after another CamcamHappyFunBootyCallTimez™.

 

Have I mentioned no one's allowed in the house?