3 posts tagged “porn”

I've decided to gtfo of the juice bar and throw myself into my art.  I'll get to spend all my waking hours creating things that will soon be earning me money in a much less stressful way.  I'll be making jewelry, porn, clothes, body scrubs, lotions, etc., etc. without having to waste forty hours a week (plus travel time, plus the extra 45min before my shift starts because me and Bryan have slightly different schedules).  I have a few thousand to fall back on if the money doesn't come in super quickly, and I could always get a part-time job somewhere with fewer asshole wop-wannabe types in charge who have no respect for anyone, particularly females.  This is actually like, the best time of year to look because all the college and high school kids are going back to school and there are tons of openings.

And I'll have so much time to write again.  God, I miss writing.

And drawing.

And writing!  ^-^

Hi, Jen here.  Pretty much the same one.  But I'm in a whole new world now.  I broke up with Cameron, moved in with Young Bryan, and am in one of the most bizarre love triangles ever between him and Mike.  I live with Bryan, and he's... technically my boyfriend, but we're in an open relationship, so I'm also sort of dating Mike.  But, they're best friends and we're all completely aware of the situation, so it's awkward at times when we're all hanging out.  I love them both.  I just want to be close to the people I care about.

We're all going to be porn stars.  Kickass, eh?

I'm practicing more yoga and studying more magick.  I'm having fun with food and creating things.  I'm learning to live in the moment, for the moment.  I'm experiencing things most people can't even dream about and seeing the world in a million new ways.

I'm happier than I've ever been.

Life is wonderful.

Friday, June 20th

12:45am

Nikki: I was reading about your damselindistressfly.

Nikki: http://www.malawicichlidhomepage.com/macro_nature/damselfly05.jpg
Nikki: This is she?
Jenjen: Close, but no cigarre.  XD
Jenjen: Her blue was softer, and she was more grey.  And the stripe was along the side.
Jenjen: But that is her shape.
Jenjen: That one's probably a male because it's so bright.
Nikki: His butt is very erect.
Jenjen: LOL
Jenjen: They can actually make them bend and wiggle like a snake.  It's really cool to see.
Nikki: Woah.
Nikki: Weird.
Jenjen: Yeah!
Nikki: *pictures your girl tickle your wrist with her longbutt*
Jenjen: Totally shocked me when I LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked me when I first saw it happen.
Jenjen: But no, she didn't.  XD
Nikki: XD!!!
Nikki: Did she have really long eyelashes?
Jenjen: LOL
Nikki: Is that how you can tell she was a girl?
Jenjen: I guessed by her less bright colors and... a hunch.
Nikki: B00BZ0RZ!!!!!!!!
Jenjen: SHE didn't have a hunch.
Jenjen: LMFAO NO
Nikki: LMFAO.

(Intermission.  Go ahead, get yourself a snack.)

Jenjen: http://www.flickr.com/photos/overton_cat/2303056506/  Longbutts in action.  XD
Nikki: Bowchikabowwow!
Jenjen: LOL I KNOW!
Nikki: LMFAO!!!!
Nikki: You and Cameron should try it like that.
Jenjen: But we don't have long enough butts.
Nikki: You'll slip your longbutt under his legs and touch his back, and he'll twist at the waist and touch your back.
Nikki: With his long butt.
Jenjen: This is going in my vox for sure.
Nikki: INSECT PORN LMFAO!!!
Jenjen: >;D