3 posts tagged “reason”
The other night, Cameron and I stopped by Barnes & Noble to check out a terrible cd that the record store didn't have (for good reason)... and while we were there I picked up a couple things from their "Irish Display".
The music is to help find some proper
lullabies for my future children. XD
It has really old songs from a wide span of the erm... isles. XD
It's very pretty.
Darby's a classic and is watched in my house every Saint Patrick's Day. We have it on VHS, so I bought a DVD for both my mother and myself.
Her birthday's the day after.
As I'm sure you've noticed. Hopefully my fall themed text colors will help make up for that. I work, I see my friends, and I sleep... and I do all the shit my mom needs in order to move grandma in NEXT WEEK? That's insanely soon. And gramma's in Florida, so my mom's doing everything. Deciding what goes where, packing, moving things. Oy. But anyway, WEDNESDAY. I'm singing an original song at the nifty little cafe's open mic night (after some Niki peep hangin' all around the world and the health food store). And Cameron's thinking about singing a combination of two eighties songs he's strung together nicely. And Niki will be there (for it is our peephangland) and also possibly Anne! I told her about it, and she's been to that cafe before, so I said she should come! 'Cause she gets off at seven that night, and Cameron doesn't get off until eight. Plenty of time. So, after the performance and some big giant peep hangin', Cameron's gonna drop me and Niki off at her house where the peep hangin' shall continue on into the wee hours of the night. XD
Also. Prom. We've decided to have a deli prom at work. (Island themed.) XD Only those who belong to the deli (and their dates) are allowed to come. The list of couples, as of yet, is as follows:
Me - Dolphin
Anne - Hot Capicolla (Spiral Ham dumped her)
Chelse - Possibly Leona Bologna, still undecided, but definitely is the DJ.
Jenn - Eye of Round
John (from the kitchen) - Broccoli Delight
Jerry (from the seafood department, who we haven't even told about prom yet XD) - NOT the rainbow trout because it's not a deli member and, therefore, cannot get him in. Most likely the Eggplant Wrapped Tillapia. (We decided he can't handle the Orange Roughie.)
We're waiting until there's a night when EVERYONE who knows about it is closing. We may write Cindy a note asking for her to schedule us all to close on the same night one night, but we haven't thought of a reason to give her for it yet. XD Most importantly, though, I need to write her a note to remind her that I wrote her a note requesting Halloween and the next day off (next Friday and Saturday) tomorrow so she doesn't accidentally forget when she goes to make next week's schedule on Thursday. The Halloween party's gonna be amazing. I'm still not sure of everything I'm wearing. Will we be inside or outside most of the time? I guess the weather will be similar to at the Memorial Day party. It was really chilly.
I'm bringing a pumpkin. I'll probably carve it at my house first so it's not so heavy. XD
Friday
1:30pm
While it is a day meant to celebrate our "freedom" from a much better country, I must try to remind myself that I should be happy about it, because if my ancestors had not come to this land and "mingled" with the natives, I would not be here to type this. Shame they won the war though, eh? Thanks anyway, guys.
Sorry it's been so long. First I spend like an entire week at Niki's, and was simply having too much fun (AND WALKING TOO MUCH. HOLY SHIT.) to type. Then after I got back home, my mom decided I don't do enough chores to deserve internet access. Fine, mother. I won't use the computer. But don't come complaining to me when you're sad because you pay all this money out every month for absolutely no reason.
Anyway, I managed to get it back two days ago (after spending the entire day pulling weeds and mowing the lawn) but I just couldn't be bothered to type until now.
So, during my week at Niki's (more or less) I experienced many things. There was walking. And some more walking. Lots of penises and drunk girls. (Aunt Sandy's bachelorette party.) Dancing ALL night (ending around 6am when I went for a walk). Getting invited to an Autumnal Equinox bonfire at my aunt's. A metric shit-ton of Pokemon. Pizza. Crisis. Parents sucking at being parents. Rain. Sun. Waiting four hours for Wendy's to open and then deciding not to take Devin's money. Sitting awkwardly while Devin and Chris ate. Walking. Getting invited to the bridal shower at 10pm. Tv shows about fat people. Being Aunt Sandy's "amateur nutritionist" until the wedding. About six more shit-tons of pokemon. Spending ten years trying to get a ride to the store. Flat tire. Walking in the rain. At night. Imagining being pulled over for weaving on the sidewalk. Hiding my cards for fear of them being stolen. Along with everything else I brought over. The Espeon-Charmeleon incident. Niki, the fairest bitch of them all. XD Amazing water from Iceland. Strawberries. Blueberries. Making the best blueberry pancakes ever with Niki. Poo that looked like charcoal from eating so many blueberries... and that's probably a good place to stop.
I felt a bit slow for not realizing it earlier, but I've figured out what I want to do with my life... as far as a first career goes. I'm going to be a nutritionist. I've been interested in how food affects the body since like sixth grade when my mom took interest in Somersizing (Suzanne Somers' weight loss eating plan), and over the last year or so I've become completely obsessed with natural health. And people are always asking me, you know, "Is this healthy? What about this?" And I'm always trying to push my views about food on other people, so what better job would the be for me than telling people what to eat?! XD!!! I just can't believe it took me so long to figure out. It wasn't until I started planning stuff with Aunt Sandy that it really clicked.
The problem was, though, that my college didn't have a program for that. So, I started researching and in just a few hours I found my dream school. It's an online school, so I wont have a schedule to work around when I try to get a job (SOON). It's almost the same price as Land O'Lakes. EVERY class is directly related to the career. There are no pointless unrelated requirements. You can work at your own pace, so as long as I can afford it, I can finish up faster. Anyway, it's called Clayton College of Natural Health. It's accredited by a credible-looking source, though the accreditor is not on the U.S. Department of Education's list. That doesn't mean that the material and degrees are not legitimate, though. It ony means that graduates of the college won't be able to participate in certain federally sponsored events that require the title (Ph.D., etc.) they earned there. I looked through the list and there isn't even an accreditor there that's for nutrition in any way shape or form. Fuck you, Department of Education. You and your love o'drugs. I may become an herbalist too.
I also met a lovely dragonfly when I was weeding the front flowerbed. I really wish I'd never sat on my camera. I still can't afford to get a new one yet. I don't even know if I'll be able to afford my books for school. My mom offered to help me with my books a few weeks back if I couldn't afford it. I may have to use the $150 that Cameron gave me for graduation to use for an emergency. The tuition is quite literally all of my savings. I'll have thirty-five dollars left. So now I can't even get a laptop yet. Gimme dat jarb.
I've started doing yoga again. I've finally managed to get myself on a... not quite NORMAL, but rather, an EARLIER sleeping schedule. I've been waking up in time to do this yoga program that's on at 6am on the Oxygen network, called Inhale. I discovered it after staying up all night watching infomercials one new years eve (or rather, day) a few years back. I would stop for different reasons. Either I'd have to go to school half way through, or they would replace it for a while with Xena, or I just couldn't bother to get up that early, etc., etc. For the last year though, my main reason was that my wrist has grown this big crazy bump, and it would hurt when I did poses that require you to put your hands on the floor put weight on them. But, I'm managing to do it without much discomfort, and I'm convinced that it's going to go away. I thought so for a long time, just because it would fluctuate in size, sometimes shrinking. But when Niki's mom mentioned yoga when we were talking about stress last week, I showed her and she said she had the exact same thing and it went away (after some years, but still).
Also, I walked to the library last week (which took about an hour) and picked up a couple books.
